Guess who just leased a brand new castle in Bushwick, bitches.
Laundry, dishwasher, 20ft ceiling in the living room, brand new everything, rainforest showerhead/deep soaking tub, backyard with fire pit and picnic tables, building full of fucked up young assholes like me.
Get ready for the best summer ever.
Three words: fucked up barbeques
Five more words: pride all-weekend slumber party